[welcome to my corner of the interweb]
School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

s-weet-a-ddiction:

Tattoo blog! Check it out :)

s-weet-a-ddiction:

Tattoo blog! Check it out :)

dsrespected:

stunningpicture:

World going down the drain street art

Omg this is amazing

dsrespected:

stunningpicture:

World going down the drain street art

Omg this is amazing

surprisebitch:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

'tis a metaphor

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

yungterra:

gary_buSAYITWATCHIT.png(s)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Hot Chocolate French Toast