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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Devil’s Food Cake Cheesecake

martinekenblog:

Destruction/Creation by Chris Slabber

"Inspired by the works of Alberto Seveso, I created my own series of paint in water sculptures. These were exhibited at KKNK 2014 at a gallery called Art Karoo.The idea behind this series was to show that from Destruction comes Creation. As the paint falls there is a constant point of creation, but at the same time it destroys itself.”

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

meladoodle:

i went to the art gallery with my dad and my sister today and every time there was a topless lady my dad would be like ‘booby! mel, theres a booby!’ but we got to this part where it was all like landscape paintings and no portraits so he pointed to this one with a hill in it and was like ‘booby!’ and i was like ‘dad, thats a hill’ and he said ‘maybe it is to you, but i have artistic vision’

thetowndrugdealer:

"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

do-not-touch-my-food:

S’mores Pie
cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER


Tumblr has always gave the best advice

cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Tumblr has always gave the best advice

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

do-not-touch-my-food:

Nutella Cinnamon Rolls with Vanilla Glaze
rubyetc:

I only use drafts to store my best ideas 

rubyetc:

I only use drafts to store my best ideas 

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now