Maybe I am maybelline
Negatives of being a celebrity
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
the first word that comes to your mind can tell you a lot about where you are in life
the first word that came to my mind was list
wtf is that supposed to mean
am i a shopping list
do i belong in the super market
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
|—||Me, after someone listed all the things that were wrong with a movie (via foxwin)|
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
having nervous laughter should be removable by surgery